Friday 19 September 2014

Finding Fanny New Bollywood Movie Review 2014

Colombian artist Fernando Botero, a fine fetishist of the fleshy, spent decades drawing and sculpting the ornately obese, men and women chubbily camouflaged from the world by an abundance of curves -- and by unexpected softness.

Botero’s influence in Homi Adajania’s wickedly titled Finding Fanny is an obvious one -- I thought I saw a print hanging from a balcony early in the film -- but also one that directly inspires a character.

Don Pedro is a worshipper of womanhood, a painter and poser who, with orotund declaration, reveals his love for the large.

A genuine vulgarian who peppers his conversation with cliched phrases and fills majestic brandy bottles with cheap whiskey, Don Pedro -- bestowed with unlikely elegance by the fabulous Pankaj Kapur -- is just one of this film’s oddball cast, a cast made up exclusively of cartoonish characters who each, like a certain narcoleptic pussycat, fail to land on their feet.

These are more caricatures than people, true, but they are fondly sketched, best compared to those immediately evocative Goan screwballs made up by the late great Mario Miranda with a few trademark wiggly lines: a postman with no letters to deliver; a gloomy mechanic with a penchant for sunglasses; an overbearing lady with a sharp tongue; and, well, a girl so pretty nobody dare touch her.

Instead of the fictional village of Pocolim, they could all live on the unchanging walls of Mumbai’s Cafe Mondegar.

There is a story, of course, and it is naturally that of a goose-chase: for isn’t all fanny-finding, any hunt for skirt, ultimately a great big shot in the dark? But this 93-minute gem isn’t about plot.

It is about these wonderfully whimsical characters and about the mood they inhabit.

It is about novelistic narration and cinematography that appears tinted by Instagram. And, perhaps more than anything else, it is about English that is as broken as the characters.

India, you see, is entirely occupied by the Bollywoodites. Well, not entirely...

One small corner of indomitable Goans holds out... against, at least, the incessant thumkas emanating from cinema both Hindi and Southern. Goa, like so many of us, speaks English, but Goan English -- by way of the Portuguese and the Konkani, by way of pork vindaloo and feni -- is a unique beast, a frisky lizard that often darts off in an unexpected direction mid-sentence.

Finding Fanny plunges boldly and determinedly into this port-wine patois, and strikes gold.

Yet making an absurdly loopy film isn’t just about kooky characters and madcap milieu (though they are a tremendous help).

It is about consistency, for it must stay true to the flavour it promises in order to ground the lunacy into something we can appreciate over a feature-length period, rather than a string of gags forced onto the same backdrop, and Adajania’s film impressively holds steadfast.

Every minute is silly, unexpected, cheeky.



Apropos to the film’s title, cinematographer Anil Mehta’s camera pointedly (but casually) lingers on the women’s derrieres and the men’s crotches, and there is a gloriously puerile preoccupation with, as the Generals in Dr Strangelove would say, “bodily fluids” throughout the film, as we witness bedwetting and spitting and sneezing and dreams that are more than moist.

Most of this dreaming comes from the postman, Ferdie, played by Naseeruddin Shah sounding considerably shriller than usual. It is he who seeks the girl named Fanny, and angelic Angie, a local widow, comes naturally to his aid.

Deepika Padukone’s Angie initially looks to be the film’s straight-man, the one normal cog in a sea of nuts, but it is soon apparent her quirks are as strong, albeit less obvious.

Her officious mother-in-law (Dimple Kapadia, with a posterior that would have pleased the lads from Spinal Tap) can’t help but tag along for the ride, the ride in turn chauffeured by the reluctant Savio, (Arjun Kapoor) a tattooed scowler with designs on Angie.

And of course, Don Pedro.

Padukone is luminous, a sly girl with a loose-slippered gait, a casual floppiness that nearly camouflages her look-at-me narcissism, and the heroine gets the body language astonishingly right. She is a very good narrator and -- as evidenced by her eyes during the instances of vulnerability the script allows her -- a captivating actress. Her Goan accent slips a bit (everytime she says “yaar,” for instance, it is with a city twang) but that happens to the finest actresses. This is a role Padukone should be justly proud of. Not least because it balances the film.

For, on one hand, we have Dimple Kapadia and Arjun Kapoor, acting sparsely and naturalistically, letting tush and tattoo respectively do the exaggeratedly heavy lifting for them while they mostly just react.

Kapadia is excellent in her part, and Kapoor is a revelation, one who should seek out clever films that allow him to shine with his lackadaisical lustre.

On the other end is Pankaj Kapur, grandstanding with hammy theatricality, a perfect foil to the equally overplayed Naseeruddin. The first time the two meet and shake hands there is a distinct sense of Beckett, and I wager Kapur is intended to be the pretentious Pozzo to Naseer’s Estragon, a forgetful, perpetually put-upon dreamer lacking in conversational skills. (Why, he even runs into a character named Vladimir who looks like a Soviet version of himself, even crying just like him.)

It is this equilibrium Adajania must be applauded for loudest: when things get all shouty near the film’s climax, one character balances it all out with a big, big grin even as he is surrounded by outrage.

Admittedly, the climax is a muddied one, with Adajania straining to tie up loose ends when his very storytelling style -- in both this film and his promising debut, Being Cyrus -- seems best suited to leaving knots ambiguously open.

The epilogue is particularly unnecessary.

But, made in a land of Hindi genre movies and starring one of Bollywood’s glitziest girls, Finding Fanny is bold enough already. It gives us much, much to smile pleasantly at, to guffaw at, and one moment that will make the theatre gasp -- before it brings the house down.

Drink in, then, the grainy blue skies and the utter timelessness, for this film could be set in 1984, 1965 or tomorrow).

Drink in the characters we (and the actors, clearly having a blast) could use more of.

Drink in the originality and the swiftly economical storytelling.

Drink it all in, and order seconds as you would at Mondegar, without worrying about the cheque. Because -- as we ought learn from Don Pedro -- sometimes we just need a new drink in a marvelous old bottle.

Source -http://www.rediff.com/ 


Monday 15 September 2014

The Man on Her Mind Hollywood New Movie Review

A woman's imaginary boyfriend gets in the way of real romance

An adaptation of a stage play that doesn't survive the transition, Bruce Guthrie and Alan Hruska's The Man on Her Mind concerns a young woman who's perfectly content to have an imaginary boyfriend and the man who, desperate to make a non-imaginary connection with her, plays by her rules until he can subvert the game. Offering a silly conceit that requires either finesse on screen or a cast whose magnetism overrides disbelief, Mind has neither, and bodes poorly for the prospective film career of Hruska, who wrote the source.


Closing credits reveal that this cast is the same one who mounted the play in 2012, but it's an unnecessary announcement: From the first scene between Nellie (Amy McAllister) and her faux-beau Jack (Samuel James), the overplayed banter and excess of cute emotiveness is symptomatic of actors accustomed to speaking to the back rows and directors who don't know how inappropriate this is. The performances grow slightly more natural once the film stops trying to impress us with its flirty wit, allowing us to focus on thematic preoccupations and leaps of narrative logic that also probably seemed more at home on the boards.


Jack is modeled, you see, on a guy Nellie's sister has been trying to set her up with. While Nellie obstinately refuses to go out with this Leonard (also played by James), she yearns for alone time with the fantasized charmer she created in his image. Over at Leonard's house (full of unopened moving crates, though he's lived here for ages), the would-be novelist daydreams about encounters with Nellie but would do anything to trade fantasy for flesh and blood. Only after Leonard miraculously intuits that he's the face of Jack can he start to convince Nellie to give him a chance.


The play's second half finds the couple living a real relationship of not-to-be-believed bliss, trying to cope with the shrill envy of a sister who wants all happy couples to be as vaguely unsatisfied as she is. Turning from merely unsuccessful to grating, the film argues over straw-man conflicts and devotes too much time to the philosophy behind Leonard's novel, which imagines a "pool of souls" from which all of us come at birth and to which we will all return. If movies work the same way, this one needs to hurry back to the afterlife so a better tale of romantic fantasy versus amorous reality can take its place.

Production company: The Talking Pictures Company

Cast: Amy McAllister, Samuel James, Georgia Mackenzie, Shane Attwool

Directors: Bruce Guthrie, Alan Hruska

Screenwriter: Alan Hruska

Producers: Sirad Balducci, Jonathan Gray, Steven Levy, Jamin O'Brien

Executive producer: Petina Cole

Director of photography: Scott Miller

Production designer: Robert W. Savina

Editor: Jim Mol

No rating, 97 minutes


Sunday 14 September 2014

Sangdi Sangdi Lyrics Kulwinder Billa Full Song

Song: Sangdi Sangdi

Singer: Kulwinder Billa

Music Composer: Jassi Bros

Video Director: Sukh Sanghera

Lyrics: Nek Berang

Music Label: Japas Music

Lyrics of Song Haan Keh Aayi Haan - Kulwinder Billa:
Oh Vi Lutt Ke Meri Neend Lai Gaya Raatan Di
Main Vi Lutt Ke Ohda Chain Vain Sabh Lai Aayi Aa..
Oh Vi Lutt Ke Meri Neend Lai Gaya Raatan Di
Main Vi Lutt Ke Ohda Chain Vain Sabh Lai Aayi Aa..
Oh Vi Darda Darda Dil Da Haal Suna Geya Ni
Main Vi Sangdi Sangdi Bullan Chon Haan Keh Aayi Aa
Main Vi Sangdi Sangdi Bullhan Chon Haan Keh Aayi Aa

Hun Mera Dil Vi Bas Ohde Layi Hi Dhadkuga
Te Ohda Dil Vi Nitt Milne Nu Tarsuga
Hun Mera Dil Vi Bas Ohde Layi Hi Dhadkuga
Te Ohda Dil Vi Nitt Milne Nu Tarsuga
Kehnda Fer Madam Ji Kad Darshan Hovange
Jithe Ajj Mile Haa Osse Hi Thaa Keh Aayi Haa
Oh Vi Darda Darda Dil Da Haal Suna Geya Ni
Main Vi Sangdi Sangdi Bullhan Chon Haan Keh Aayi Aa
Main Vi Sangdi Sangdi Bullan Chon Haan Keh Aayi Aa

Ishq Kameena Main Vi Jaan Apni Nu Laa Bethi
Goodhiyan Ohde Naal Preetan Paa Bethi
Ishq Kameena Main Vi Jaan Apni Nu Laa Bethi
Goodhiyan Ohde Naal Preetan Paa Bethi
2-3 Saal Ho Gaye Pichhe Pichhe Firda Si
Ni Kujh Kar Na Baithe Mar Jaana Taa Keh Aayi Haa
Oh Vi Darda Darda Dil Da Haal Suna Geya Ni
Main Vi Sangdi Sangdi Bullhan Chon Haan Keh Aayi Aa
Main Vi Sangdi Sangdi Bullan Chon Haan Keh Aayi Aa

Main Hun Sheeshey Muhre Khadke Kalli Hassdi Aa
Jad Ohdi Shakal Nu Band Akhan Naal Takkdi Aa
Main Hun Sheeshey Muhre Khadke Kalli Hassdi Aa
Jad Ohdi Shakal Nu Band Akhan Naal Takkdi Aa
Kehnda Nek Mera Naa Te Mera Pind Uppla Ai
Main Vi Jeeti Keh Ke Ni Apna Naa Keh Aayi Aa
Oh Vi Darda Darda Dil Da Haal Suna Geya Ni
Main Vi Sangdi Sangdi Bullhan Chon Haan Keh Aayi Aa
Main Vi Sangdi Sangdi Bullan Chon Haan Keh Aayi Aa



Wednesday 10 September 2014

Gippy Grewal Massi Song Lyrics

Artist: Gippy Grewal

Song: Massi

Movie: Singh vs Kaur

Composed by: Jatinder Shah

Lyrics by: Veet Baljit



Gippy Grewal - Massi Song Lyrics

Oh main keha kithe ai, ve pind massi de gayi c
Ki kardi c, kehndi bhabhi naal payi c (x2)

Tadke ton hi tera ni main phone try kita
Raati neend naa aayi ni tu yaar shudayi kita
Kaahto chakeya ni, ve meri akh lagg gayi c
Oh main keha kithe pind massi de gayi c...

Kithe tur gayi das de ni tu yaar purana chad k
Kehndi mesg. aayi c main e-mail te chad k (x2)

Main keha aauna ni, kal mill k ta gayi c
Oh main keha kithe pind massi de gayi c

Sad song jeha gaana ni main iPhone te laaya
Kehndi main ta raati ve dj te bhangra paya (x2)

Main keha kaas to, kehndi party te gayi c
Oh main keha kithe pind massi de gayi c

Dekhi kidhre beh jaayi na jaayi navey yaraane laake
Tere waala gayi c kehndi suit gulaabi paake
Dekhi kidhre beh jaayi na jaayi navey yaraane laake
Tere waala gayi c kehndi suit gulaabi paake

Oh veet ji gal eh ki kahi c
Oh main keha kithe pind massi de gayi c
Ki kardi c, kehndi bhabi naal payi c


Mary Kom Hindi New Movie 2014 Review

here's a tip that we're frequently given before going to watch a Bollywood movie: "leave your brain at home" to enjoy the experience. Omung Kumar's Mary Kom is one of those titles. Ignore reality, turn a blind eye to the messages that the film unwittingly conveys and dismiss details like how painted-on Priyanka Chopra's freckles look, and Mary Kom is not a terrible waste of money.

Chopra plays Mary Kom, the daughter of a poor farmer who loves boxing. She lives in a remote village in Manipur and spends a lot of her time picking fights with boys. Her fondness for fisticuffs isn't because she needs anger management classes — though there's a very good case made for that in Saiwyn Qadras's story and screenplay — but because she loves boxing.

Fortunately for her, the nearby town has Coach Narjit Singh (Sunil Thapa) who is, judging from the one expression he has throughout the film, the love child of a human and an Angry Bird. Or maybe the Nepali actor is just upset that as far as Bollywood is concerned, everyone east of Bengal looks the same. Whatever the reason, Coach Singh is not a cheerful man, but he does have a boxing academy and he takes Mary on as a student.

Of course, Mary is a natural boxer. Why else was she fighting people on the streets, after all? So within a few minutes, she's made it into the state team and is winning medals all over the country. Being keenly aware of the need to maintain a work-life balance, she finds the time to eat gol gappa and ride a bike with a gent named Onler (Darshan Kumaar). Ignoring the fact that the chemistry between Onler and her is as crackling as a potato chip that's been left out in the rain, Mary and Onler get married. Coach Singh gets even angrier because he thinks she's giving up on a promising career for domesticity.
Which is precisely what she does, but only temporarily. In a twist not seen in 2014 years, Mary, who is about as cordial and close to her husband as a socialite with the waiter at a party, becomes pregnant (thus living up to her namesake who was the first recorded case of immaculate conception). However, unlike Jesus's mother, Mary is not going to be part of the supporting cast. Also, she gives birth to twins (who remain infants for what seems like an inordinately long time).

Mary now starts training again and returns to professional boxing. She's not quite in top form in her comeback match, which is a tie. The judges decide her opponent played better, so Mary reacts by throwing a chair at the judges' podium and earns herself a ban. Mary's convinced that her loss was the Sports Federation victimising her for being Manipuri. Leaving aside the detail that Mary looks as North Indian as the Haryanvi boxer she was up against, this anxiety about ethnic bias pops up out of nowhere because we haven't seen her or any other North Eastern athlete encountering partisan behaviour. So now, in addition to going 'Hulk! Smash!' in street fights, Mary is also paranoid, apparently.

Fortunately Onler calms her down and makes her apologise to the Federation, which is of course run by lecherous and slimy bureaucrats. However, Mary is there to maaro some dialogues that will cut said bureaucrat down to size. With the bureaucrat out of the way, it's on to greater glory and a recital of the Indian national anthem, which is basically a signal to the audience to get up and leave (once the anthem is done, naturally).


If you do in fact leave at the end of the anthem, you'll miss photos of the real boxer and Olympic medal-winner, Mary Kom. The captions under the photos don't tell you anything the average newspaper reader doesn't know, but these images are among the few real parts of Mary Kom. The remaining 122-odd minutes are the director and screenwriter trying to find ways to place Tata Salt, Iodex and other products in their film while simultaneously pulling the audience's heartstrings.

If there hadn't been a real-life inspiration to Mary Kom, there would be little reason to complain about Omung Kumar's film. Sure, the screenplay jumps awkwardly, the editing is sloppy and the acting ranges from bland to ghastly, but there are moments in Mary Kom that bring tears to your eyes and it's no hardship to root for this woman.

However, Mary Kom is not just another generic underdog story. It's supposed to be Mangte Chungneijang Mary Kom's biopic. Considering how dramatic Kom's real life has been, with everything from struggle to success and a truly heartwarming love story packed in it, it's perfect movie material. Unfortunately, Qadras, Kumar and producer Sanjay Leela Bhansali team up to strip Kom's story of its distinctive qualities and add stupid, unnecessary fiction that adds little to the movie-watching experience.

To really tell Kom's story, we're going to need a braver and more talented film industry. We'll need writers who do more than string together episodes and who are loyal to their subjects rather than paymasters. We'll need directors who don't flounder nervously with the reality that ours is a country riddled with biases, scarred with violence and yet able to inspire patriotic pride in the very people who are often victimised. We'll have to wait for actors who choose films because they're excited by the role and the script, and not because it will be a star vehicle for their singular selves.

Whether it's a lack of talent or inclination, the film Mary Kom shows Bollywood is not yet mature enough to tell India's stories. Its capacity is limited to nuance-less tearjerkers that just earn money for all concerned. Kumar and Qadras can't tell you why sports is such an integral part of life and culture in so many parts of the North East, where insurgency lives shoulder to shoulder with the concrete patriotism of athletes (and soldiers) who fight for the nation in different arena. Forget the larger context, Mary Kom fails to even capture its hero properly. After two hours of a movie ostensibly about Kom's boxing, you'll be hard pressed to tell what characterises her style.

Omung Kumar's Mary Kom is a bland film that quickly becomes boring because there's no tension in the story. But it has Priyanka Chopra. That was enough for those who financed the film because they believe that's all you, the audience, want. Perhaps it will be enough for you too, but if you're interested in Kom's real story, read Unbreakable. The autobiography Kom wrote may not be comprehensive or literary, but it is more honest, brave and fun than the film made in her name.


Friday 5 September 2014

50 Celebrity Facts

Since the filming for True Blood began, Stephen Moyer (Bill Compton) started dating his co-star Anna Paquin (Sookie Stackhouse).

Louis Tomlinson first met Harry Styles in the X Factor toilets.

Matt Damon had to lose 40 pounds for the movie Courage Under Fire.

Bruce Willis admits to taking drugs as a teenager.

Ryan Gosling was asked to audition for boy band Backstreet Boys but he turned it down.

Cher Lloyd is a huge fan of Ed Sheeran, and even has his phone number.

David Bowie came out as bisexual in 1972.

Liam Payne’s favourite Pokémon from the Black and White series is Throh.

On 20 January 1982, Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat, thinking it was only a rubber one.

Kelly Rowland names Whitney Houston as her biggest influence growing up.

Justin Bieber states that he is a supporter of President Obama.

Taylor Swift had her first kiss at age 15.

Harry Styles ate his first ever Twinky on 28th January 2012!

Homer Simpson’s birthday is 12th May 1956.

Miley Cyrus first tried out for Hannah Montana at the age of 11. She was denied due to her age.

Jaden Smith’s middle names are Christopher and Syre.

Zac Efron has confessed to being “star struck” by the stunning Angelina Jolie.

Lady GaGa’s bra size is 34B.

David Beckham is a very close friend of actor Tom Cruise.

Britney Spears has guest-starred on sitcoms How I Met Your Mother and Will & Grace.

As a child, Jim Carrey wore tap shoes to bed just in case his parents needed cheering up in the middle of the night.

Lady Gaga has more Facebook fans than Barack Obama and Justin Bieber!

Emma Watson attends dance class for; Modern, Break-dance, body-popping and street dance.

Ian Mckellan and Patrick Stewart didn’t know how to play chess when they appeared in X-Men 2.

Morgan Freeman has a private pilot’s license, which he earned at the age of 65!

Eminem originally wanted to become a comic-book artist.

Demi Lovato has been preforming since the age of 5.

The ring Ben Affleck gave to Jennifer Lopez was worth $1.2 million.

Tiger Woods is a Buddhist.

Rihanna’s first name is Robyn.

Matthew Fox’s (AKA Jack Sheppard from LOST) birthday is 14th July.

Colin Farrell says that Marilyn Monroe was the first woman he fell in love with

Selena Gomez had her first kiss when she was 12 years old with Dylan Sprouse.

Tim Allen was a convicted drug dealer before becoming famous.

Justin Bieber weighed 7 pounds 11 ounces when he was born.

Micheal Jackson loved Mexican food, later in his life he loved KFC’s fried chicken.

Simon Cowell is a vegetarian.

Katy Perry‘s cat’s name is Kitty Purry.

Jared Leto spent most of his early childhood travelling with his family across America.

Forbes magazine places Steven Spielberg’s personal net worth at $3.0 billion!

Jack Black is the son of rocket scientists.

Elvis Presley’s daughter, Lisa Marie, became the wife of Michael Jackson on May 26, 1994 but they divorced after 4 years.
Kanye (West) means “the only one” in Swahili.

Willow Smith’s musical debut is 8 years earlier than her Dad’s, making her the youngest debuting superstar in her family.
Sean William Scott, famous for his role of Stifler in American Pie, can play the guitar.

Domonic Monaghan can speak fluent German.

Paris Hilton has size 11 feet.

Cameron Diaz had no previous acting experience before she got the part in The Mask.

When Daniel Radcliffe found out he’d got the part of Harry Potter at the age of 11, his parents allowed him to stay up an extra half hour and watch Fawlty Towers to celebrate!

Adele, Leona Lewis and Jessie J all went to the same school.


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